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Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Zip Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
19.25 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
21.25 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
23.25 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
25.25 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
27.25 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
29 in
32 in
38.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
18 in
28 in
33.5 in
M
20 in
29 in
35 in
L
22 in
30 in
36.5 in
XL
24 in
31 in
38 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
39.5 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
39.5 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
39 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
13.25 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
14 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
14.75 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
15.75 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
16.75 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
26 in
32 in
M
22 in
27.5 in
33 in
L
24 in
28 in
34.5 in
XL
26 in
29.5 in
35.5 in
2XL
28 in
30 in
37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
15 in
27.56 in
M
16.1 in
27.95 in
L
17 in
28.35 in
XL
18.1 in
29.13 in
2XL
18.9 in
29.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies V Neck T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Youth T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)
16 in
20.5 in
13.5 in
S (6-7 years)
17 in
22 in
14.5 in
M (8-9 years)
18 in
23.5 in
15.5 in
L (10-11 years)
19 in
25 in
16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)
20 in
26.5 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Mug
Twill Cap
360 Crown
Front Crown
22.24 in
12.6 in
Visor's Length
Visor's Width
6.69 in
4.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Tumbler
Cloth Face Mask
Baseball Jersey Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
S
29.92 in
34.65 in
14.96 in
M
30.31 in
37.8 in
16.14 in
L
30.71 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
XL
31.1 in
44.09 in
18.5 in
2XL
31.5 in
48.03 in
19.69 in
3XL
31.89 in
51.97 in
20.87 in
4XL
32.28 in
55.91 in
22.05 in
5XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
23.23 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Jersey Tank
Size
Length
Bust
XS
27.6 in
39.2 in
S
28.4 in
40.8 in
M
29.2 in
42.4 in
L
30 in
45.6 in
XL
30.8 in
48 in
2XL
31.6 in
50.4 in
3XL
32.4 in
52.8 in
4XL
33.2 in
55.2 in
5XL
34 in
57.6 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Suit
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
Pant Lengths
Waist
Hip
XS
24.8 in
36.22 in
13.39 in
18.11 in
23.62 in
38.58 in
S
25.79 in
37.8 in
13.78 in
18.9 in
25.2 in
40.16 in
M
26.77 in
39.37 in
14.17 in
19.69 in
26.77 in
41.73 in
L
27.76 in
40.94 in
14.57 in
20.47 in
28.35 in
43.31 in
XL
28.74 in
42.52 in
14.96 in
21.26 in
29.92 in
44.88 in
2XL
29.72 in
44.09 in
15.35 in
22.05 in
31.5 in
46.46 in
3XL
30.71 in
45.67 in
15.75 in
22.83 in
33.07 in
48.03 in
4XL
31.69 in
47.24 in
16.14 in
23.62 in
34.65 in
49.61 in
5XL
33.07 in
48.82 in
16.54 in
32.28 in
36.22 in
51.18 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Hawaiian Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Sleeve
XS
27.17 in
37.8 in
16.54 in
S
27.95 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
M
28.74 in
44.09 in
18.11 in
L
29.53 in
47.24 in
19.09 in
XL
30.31 in
50.39 in
19.88 in
2XL
31.1 in
53.54 in
20.87 in
3XL
31.89 in
56.69 in
21.65 in
4XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
22.64 in
5XL
34.25 in
62.99 in
24.02 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
This design embraces satirical journalism aesthetics and underground humor culture, transforming editorial-style graphics into wearable streetwear. It reflects the playful irreverence of parody media, combining bold headlines with intentionally exaggerated themes to create a humorous visual statement. The shirt is ideal for casual wear, creative communities, or anyone who appreciates irony-driven fashion with a conceptual edge. Soft fabric and standard fit make it comfortable for daily styling while still standing out visually. The Onion Store Shit Factory Headline Shirt channels the spirit of satirical commentary and modern meme culture, where humor and design intersect in unexpected ways.
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Lydia Kang Alan (verified owner) –
As usual really pleased with the t-shirt and fully meets the high standard I have come to expect from you. So, thank you.
Mateo Zadie Smith (verified owner) –
I am not great at reviews, but these products are really great. From a performance point of view they wear great, wash great (no shrinking) are ethical, you have great customer service. What’s not to like? I think both the products and the company are great, and this was never more important.
K.L. Middleton Mateo (verified owner) –
I’ve got to say I’m hugely impressed by the t-shirt. Amazing fit, great thickness to the material – it’s exactly what I was looking for. Keep doing what you’re doing!