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Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Unisex Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
22 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
24 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
26 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
28 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
30 in
32 in
38.5 in
4XL
32 in
33 in
39.5 in
5XL
34 in
34 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Zip Hoodie
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
19.25 in
27 in
33.5 in
M
21.25 in
28 in
34.5 in
L
23.25 in
29 in
35.5 in
XL
25.25 in
30 in
36.5 in
2XL
27.25 in
31 in
37.5 in
3XL
29 in
32 in
38.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
18 in
28 in
33.5 in
M
20 in
29 in
35 in
L
22 in
30 in
36.5 in
XL
24 in
31 in
38 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
39.5 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
39.5 in
4XL
30 in
34 in
39 in
5XL
32 in
35 in
40.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's V-Neck T-Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Men's Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
M
20 in
29 in
L
22 in
30 in
XL
24 in
31 in
2XL
26 in
32 in
3XL
28 in
33 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
13.25 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
14 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
14.75 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
15.75 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
16.75 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Hooded Sweatshirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
S
20 in
26 in
32 in
M
22 in
27.5 in
33 in
L
24 in
28 in
34.5 in
XL
26 in
29.5 in
35.5 in
2XL
28 in
30 in
37 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies Tank Top
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
15 in
27.56 in
M
16.1 in
27.95 in
L
17 in
28.35 in
XL
18.1 in
29.13 in
2XL
18.9 in
29.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Ladies V Neck T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
17.25 in
25.5 in
M
19.25 in
26 in
L
21.25 in
27 in
XL
23.25 in
28 in
2XL
25.25 in
28.5 in
3XL
27.25 in
29 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Youth T Shirt
Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Sleeve Length
XS (4-5 years)
16 in
20.5 in
13.5 in
S (6-7 years)
17 in
22 in
14.5 in
M (8-9 years)
18 in
23.5 in
15.5 in
L (10-11 years)
19 in
25 in
16.5 in
XL (12-13 years)
20 in
26.5 in
17.5 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Mug
Twill Cap
360 Crown
Front Crown
22.24 in
12.6 in
Visor's Length
Visor's Width
6.69 in
4.53 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Tumbler
Cloth Face Mask
Baseball Jersey Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
S
29.92 in
34.65 in
14.96 in
M
30.31 in
37.8 in
16.14 in
L
30.71 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
XL
31.1 in
44.09 in
18.5 in
2XL
31.5 in
48.03 in
19.69 in
3XL
31.89 in
51.97 in
20.87 in
4XL
32.28 in
55.91 in
22.05 in
5XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
23.23 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Jersey Tank
Size
Length
Bust
XS
27.6 in
39.2 in
S
28.4 in
40.8 in
M
29.2 in
42.4 in
L
30 in
45.6 in
XL
30.8 in
48 in
2XL
31.6 in
50.4 in
3XL
32.4 in
52.8 in
4XL
33.2 in
55.2 in
5XL
34 in
57.6 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Basketball Suit
Size
Length
Bust
Shoulder
Pant Lengths
Waist
Hip
XS
24.8 in
36.22 in
13.39 in
18.11 in
23.62 in
38.58 in
S
25.79 in
37.8 in
13.78 in
18.9 in
25.2 in
40.16 in
M
26.77 in
39.37 in
14.17 in
19.69 in
26.77 in
41.73 in
L
27.76 in
40.94 in
14.57 in
20.47 in
28.35 in
43.31 in
XL
28.74 in
42.52 in
14.96 in
21.26 in
29.92 in
44.88 in
2XL
29.72 in
44.09 in
15.35 in
22.05 in
31.5 in
46.46 in
3XL
30.71 in
45.67 in
15.75 in
22.83 in
33.07 in
48.03 in
4XL
31.69 in
47.24 in
16.14 in
23.62 in
34.65 in
49.61 in
5XL
33.07 in
48.82 in
16.54 in
32.28 in
36.22 in
51.18 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
Hawaiian Shirt
Size
Length
Bust
Sleeve
XS
27.17 in
37.8 in
16.54 in
S
27.95 in
40.94 in
17.32 in
M
28.74 in
44.09 in
18.11 in
L
29.53 in
47.24 in
19.09 in
XL
30.31 in
50.39 in
19.88 in
2XL
31.1 in
53.54 in
20.87 in
3XL
31.89 in
56.69 in
21.65 in
4XL
32.68 in
59.84 in
22.64 in
5XL
34.25 in
62.99 in
24.02 in
Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch
A satirical pop-culture sweatshirt from a humor-driven media brand known for irony and parody, this design plays on exaggerated appreciation of childhood entertainment icons. It reflects the brand’s signature comedic tone, turning cultural commentary into wearable humor through bold statement graphics. The sweatshirt is designed for comfort and casual layering, making it suitable for relaxed streetwear outfits, lounging, or social settings where humor-based fashion is appreciated. Its aesthetic relies on irony and shared cultural understanding, appealing to fans of satire and media commentary. The Onion Store Merch I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You Sweatshirt captures the essence of parody-driven apparel and modern humor fashion.
Kaden Arabic Angel (verified owner) –
Super fast delivery, great material, and I am simply loving it!!! Looking forward to make my next purchase 🙂
Amanda Dylan (verified owner) –
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Sarah Strohmeyer Tegan Anderson (verified owner) –
I recently purchased 2 round neck long sleeved t shirts and am very pleased with them. The cotton fabric is good, has washed well, the neck line is comfortable and sleeve length is perfect.
Jamie McGuire Dominic (verified owner) –
The hoodie here is great. I’ve been using it for quite a while now but as of now I have no intention of not using it. The quality here is so great.